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Sleep Better, Together
One-time purchase. Bloops will remember you.
Free
$0
forever, gently
- ✅ Full Moonlit Meadow kingdom
- ✅ All 6 lullaby objects
- ✅ 4 hidden easter eggs
- ✅ 1 personalized receipt per day
- ✅ 30-second WAV download
- ✅ Leaderboard submissions
"Bloops gives this plan 6/10. Bloops is mostly impressed it is free."
DROWSY+
Premium
$1.99
one-time, drowsy forever
- ♾️ Unlimited daily receipts
- 🏖️ Sandbox of '99 kingdom
- 🚗 Station Wagon Backseat
- 🛋️ Grandma's Couch
- 🌧️ Rainy Day Living Room
- 👻 4 Bloops costumes
- 📚 Full receipt archive
- 💌 Send Bloops to a friend
"Bloops gives this plan 9/10. Bloops would have preferred a nap."
Quietly Asked Questions
Is this a real product?
It is real enough. Bloops is real. Bloops is yours.
What does $1.99 unlock?
Four extra nostalgic kingdoms, unlimited receipts, Bloops costumes, your receipt archive, and a way to send Bloops to a friend{'''}s kingdom.
Does Bloops judge me?
Yes. Gently. With reverence.
Is there a refund?
There is no refund. There is only sleep.